Okay plant. YOU need to live so that I can prove to myself that I can take care of plants.
If I can take care of plants then I can prove to myself that I can take care of an animal!
And I need to be able to take care of an animal to prove to myself that I can have a boyfriend.
And I need to have a boyfriend so that I can get engaged.
And I need to get engaged in order to get married.
And I Need to get married so all my dreams can come true and I become a fairy princess.
So plant. DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS!!!!!
